Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Jane Austen is Overrated (Part 8)

There she blows!

Not an actual 8th installment in the Jane Austen lambasting series. I just noticed that it’s been almost a year since I posted anything anti-Austen and felt the need to re-establish my utter loathing for this hack of a woman.

Worry not though. Despite this not truly being an upbraiding of this fraud of an author I will soon find more ways to tear her books apart.

It's Alright Not To Finish A Book

There's a reason you're here, Jane.

It’s Alright Not to Finish a Book

No, really…

It’s okay…

A lot of readers have stumbled upon good books, great books, and lousy ones.

Most, when encountering an atrocious piece of fiction, might feel compelled out of obligation to finish a book despite its lackluster writing, style, story, or narrative.

But here’s the thing…

You don’t have to.

Books are not like movies. They are not short 2 hour commitments. A book is a piece of literature that requires at least 2 day’s worth of reading and at most one month’s worth of reading. A book demands a lot more out of its readers than a movie. It demands effort, attention, and complete mental absorption. 

If a book should prove to be terrible the reader is under no obligation to continue it. Life is far too short, and reading is too rare a hobby to waste on poorly written literature.

Friday, November 10, 2017

Currently Reading

Krull by Alan Dean Foster

An unusual novel so far.

It's a book that seems to blend fantasy and science fiction in the same universe. The story seems interesting so far and from the cover I assume that there's a movie adaptation. Once I'm done I will see if both the novel and movie are the same or if they deviate. 

The Savages Read Sinclair Lewis, Main Street

Main Street by Sinclair Lewis

A most disappointing read.

I should have known what I was getting into after having read Babbitt but I had foolishly decided to give this author another chance and instantly regretted it.

The story of Main Street follows Carol Kennicott. Carol was a newly graduated college student with high aspirations and ambitions for her future. She wished to make a career out of maintaining and developing quaint country villages. She thought that the best way to achieve this was by being a country doctor’s wife, soon though she realizes that country life, and specifically that of Main Street, was far too set in its ways to ever accept change.

In Carol’s defense she doesn’t leave a stone unturned in trying to find ways to win over the denizen’s over to her vision, but she still ultimately fails. Worse yet, she finds herself trapped in a loveless marriage in a boring provincial town that is slowly turning her into a dull provincial herself.

Had the author tried to have Carol try something radical like running away from her husband the story would have been good. Hell! If the author had tried to have her take the least ostentatious route of filing for divorce this would have come out as a good book.

But alas, it is not so.

Sinclair Lewis decided to resort to the most boring trick of all: an affair.

“Oh! Love Affairs! The dullest things in the world!”
-         Andre Gide, The Counterfeiters, p. 48

While Carol does eventually separate from her husband the separation itself comes very late in the story, takes up only a small portion of the narrative, and is made utterly pointless when a couple of years later she returns to him.

I will give William Kennicott credit though; he handled both the separation and Carol’s affair with a small time tailor remarkably well. He was not the typical oblivious/jealous husband. He showed that he could be understanding and thoughtful when needs be.

Still, that was not enough to save the story and make it a good book.

I can appreciate Lewis’ efforts to show small town and rural discrimination, prejudices, and capitalistic tendencies but it still was a grueling read.

Tuesday, November 7, 2017


Question to my readers (All 2 of you)

I just bought a bunch of science fiction books from a used book store and while cataloging them I noticed that there were a couple of books that are actually part of a series, and neither are the first books of either of their respective series.

So my question is:

Can I read either of The Wizard of Linn by A. E. Van Vogt without having read Empire of the Atom?


Is it possible to read and understand The People: No Different Flesh by Zenna Henderson without having read the first book? 

Sunday, November 5, 2017

Currently Reading

Main Street by Sinclair Lewis is not my first Sinclair Lewis novel but it's certainly just as boring and tedious to get through as Babbitt. I had been thinking about dropping this one but the narrative has switched perspective to another character and I am hoping she doesn't prove to be as disappointing and boring as the first.

Saturday, November 4, 2017

The Savages Read Hermann Hesse, Steppenwolf

Steppenwolf by Herman Hesse

Steppenwolf by Herman Hesse is a novel about a well to do, highly educated, eccentric recluse who suffers from bouts of depression, schizophrenia, and psychosis.

Harry, also known as the eponymous Steppenwolf, is an erudite man who seems to exist in a conflicting duality of Man vs. Beast (a wolf).

On one hand you have the man who idolizes culture, ethics, and books.

On the other you have the Steppenwolf who wants nothing more than indulge in the most sinful of vices and to tear at the constraints of manmade moral constructs.

I see this novel mostly as an intellectual who lauds himself as being very sophisticated but is dissatisfied with just being a scholar. Most of us have gone through what Harry is going through at one point in our lives or another (particularly when we hit our late 20s). We may be well read, decent, proper, and more knowledgeable than the average Joe but we’d trade it all in to live a second life as good-for-nothing, devil-may-care, shiftless, stoic, moral-less vagabonds.

Who of us has not moved about scholarly circles with ease and confidence but when met with rugged passionate adventurers would much rather trade in our lot for theirs?

There’s a certain appeal to the idea of being crass, organic, and stoic.

To be the type that does not answer to anyone and does as he or she pleases.

Many people lead respectable mundane lives and scorn those who do not, but secretly, in their hearts, they yearn to be that roguish never-do-well who has mischief in his eyes and an ever present bottle of gin in his hand.

This is Harry’s plight.

Harry grew up in a strict household where his boyish urges were suppressed and made out to be the shameful habits of the provincial. Instead of embarking on conquests of the flesh, travels through sensuality, and the forays of primal manhood (Which are the given rights of all Steppenwolves), Harry had been confined to the close constricting circles of the domesticated Plutarch. Instead of growing to be the long haired male Adonis of physical rigor he grew to become the embodiment of the meek office clerk. 


Monday, October 30, 2017


Things Literary Elites Say If You Express Your Dissatisfaction with a Particularly Well Known Classic Novel

Maybe this book and its author are just too clever for you.
Millions of readers can't be wrong.
Perhaps you were intimidated by the author's piercing insight.
Go back to reading Twilight, 50 Shades, or etc.
You're wrong.
You have to read it all the way through to appreciate it.
You have to read all of his 25+ books in the series and the companion guide before you can judge.
You're not cultured enough to appreciate it.
I suspect you don't actually like reading.
If you didn't like it then something MUST be wrong with you.
I have a PhD in English literature.
Why don't you write a book then!

You're just jealous of the author's wit and fame.
You have to read the 20+ essays to fully appreciate it.
This book won the Pulitzer prize.
I'm sorry you lack the imagination to appreciate it.
This author won the Booker Prize.
This author paved the way for this genre.
I did a book report on it and that qualifies me to criticize this book and your opinion.
This book has been taught in schools for generations.
Your opinion has me worried for this generation.
Your reading level must be undeveloped.
You obviously didn't understand what the author was trying to say.
You're not reading it with an open mind.

Sunday, October 29, 2017

Currently Reading

This is only the second book by Hermann Hesse I've read so far, the first being Siddhartha. I wasn't impressed by the first one and I'm definitely not impressed by this. Still, it's by far a more enjoyable read. I might even finish this one.